It's Friday night and I'm feeling like a really big man With a pocket full of quarters and a snow cone in my hand I'm leaning on the jukebox, pounding on the arcade games Watching Sal burn burgers on his world famous charcoal flames
There's a pom-pom squad in the booth in the corner Shooka-shooka-boom-bah But Sal rolls his eyes cuz all they drink is water
It's Friday night at the Ice Cream Stand Yeah, it's Friday night at the Ice Cream Stand
The Alpha Sig girls just drove in from college One's got her daddy's car and she's using up the privilege Her hair's dyed blonde and her lipstick's a frosted rose She's painting the ceiling with the rouge from her upturned nose
There's a pom-pom squad in the booth in the corner Shooka-shooka-boom-bah They're all dreaming about being Alpha Sig girls next quarter
It's Friday night at the Ice Cream Stand Yeah, it's Friday night at the Ice Cream Stand
This is better than being at home This is better than being alone
Johnny's in the lot pitching pennies with the vagrants They're bleeding him dry but what the hell it's just a couple of cents Me, I'm living large with a burger on a bar stool Jawing with Sal and acting like the royal court fool
That pom-pom squad in the booth in the corner Shooka-shooka-boom-bah They're getting up to leave and they're primping in the mirror
It's Friday night at the Ice Cream Stand Yeah, it's Friday night at the Ice Cream Stand
Credits: From the Giant Chicken album, released September 1, 2006 Music and Lyrics by Charlie Cheney Charlie Cheney - Guitar and vocals Alex Radus - Guitar Maria Woodford - Mandolin Merel Bregante - Drum machine