Shannon got a little intoxicated he said I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk Then he said "driving is over-rated" I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk So he threw his keys to Joe behind the bar and said I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk Slammed one last beer and headed for the door, he said I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk
Shannon had been good since he'd gotten there, he said I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk He'd had one glass of water for every beer I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk But I think he forgot about the shots of Patron I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk Cuz he really had to pee about half way home I'm not drunk, I''m not drunk
No one was around so he veered off course Hid behind a dumpster and started peeing like a race horse And now he's peeing in the alley Peeing in the alley, peeing in the alley ("maybe I am drunk") Peeing in the alley, peeing in the alley, peeing in the alley
Young Jimmy Doogan was a real good cop I'm not drunk, I''m not drunk Shannon heard him laughing when his squad car stopped "Shannon, I gotta do it, I gotta write a citation...$237 for public urination" "Oh Jimmy, I'm not even drunk." "Then why are you peeing in the alley?" Peeing in the alley? Peeing in the alley? If you're not drunk?
Now folks, I hope you've learned something from Shannon's plight You should use the restrooms here before you head home tonight We'll have no peeing in the alley, peeing in the alley, peeing in the alley I don't care if you're drunk Peeing in the alley, peeing in the alley, peeing in the alley Let's all get drunk Peeing in the alley, peeing in the alley, peeing in the alley Take us home Chris!
Credits: From the One Night Madly album, released September 2011 Recorded live at the Brink Lounge in Madison, WI Charlie Cheney - Guitars, vocals Chris Aaron - Lapsteel Pauli Ryan - Percussion