I'm gonna cut you up buttercup And stick you in my trunk Drive out to the desert and dig a hole I'm gonna cover your head in spunk And shovel on some dirt Maybe that way I can cover up this hurt
You used to be sweet as apple pie Now you're sauerkraut Ever since you doinked that other guy And thought I'd never find out
I'm gonna cut you up buttercup And stick you in my trunk Drive out to the desert and dig a hole
I should've known you didn't have sewing class every night Cuz no one ever really sews that much I should've known something was up When you booked that business trip Cuz you don't even have a job
I'm gonna cut you up buttercup And stick you in my trunk Drive out to the desert and dig a hole
Credits: From the album Front Porch Rebellion, released July 31, 2012 Music and Lyrics by Charlie Cheney, Noah Engh
Charlie Cheney - Guitar & Vocals Craig Van Otteren - Mandolin & Vocals Vickie Van Otteren - Washboard & Vocals
Recorded live 02/03/2012 at Makin' Sausage Studios in Milwaukee WI Recorded by Steve Hamilton