He was never a handsome man and now he's fat too He understands that his tattoo Is bulging out in a place it wasn't meant to But he still feels the power when he's soapy in the shower
I suppose there's a hole in my life But I know where I'm sleeping tonight
Later on in the nightclub A girls laughs at him like he's a dumb shlub She says "I bet your crack shows when you bend over the tub" Then she laughs so hard she knocks her drink off the bar
I suppose there's a hole in my life But I know where I'm sleeping tonight
Two-fifteen in his driveway He smells the bar smoke in his toupee He fumbles with his keys and mumbles what to say When his wife asks why he's gotten grey in his eyes
I suppose there's a hole in my life But I know where I'm sleeping tonight
Credits: From the Giant Chicken Album, released September 2006 Engineered by Sean Michael Dargan Charlie Cheney - Guitars, vocals Sean Michael Dargan - Bass, guitar, vocals Michael Brenneis - Drums